smell my feet
it's that time of year again- my favorite- HALLOWEEN!
where normally i have about fifty million kagillion ideas about what to dress up as, this year i am limited to a vague desire to retro and whorish. i predict 1940's pin up sailor girl is going to be the winner. stay tuned.
prize winning costumes from past years include:
1. three eyed sluts from the planet blue green algae*
2. pricess pudenda from the planet purple
3. the bad sex fairy
4. slutty prom queen barbie**
5. tanya roberts as sheena queen of the jungle***
6. freya the emasculating valkerie****
*with my ex best friend/gay husband dennis j****
**complete with condom wrappers and a note that said "fuck me" pinned to the back of the dress, and my good natured bf as "erectile dysfunction" prom king ken
***did you know i was obsessed with tanya roberts? because i am. obsessed.
****i'll cut it off! i svear it on thor's hammer!
*****it wasn't a good divorce- thank goodness we killed off all the children born of that unholy union!******
******our firstborn "bitterness", our second born "bad hair" and the baby of the family "accidental drunk heterosexual blowjob on the couch"- ABORT!
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