$10,000 tomato

yesterday i bought some fresh produce, including one very special piece of fruit*

when i got home and unpacked and prepared to eat all and sundry** i discovered that i had paid $10,000 for a tomato!!!***



at this time i experinced the following emotions:


1. indignation: how dare they charge me so much for a tomatz?

2. privilidge: only i merit this incredible red shiny deliciousness!

3. panic: how will i pay for my yachting excursion and trip to hawaii this month?!?*****



this just goes to show that the cost of living has gone UP UP UP! thank goodness for my imaginary trust fund!******










*or is it a vegitable? hmmmmmm?

**i was making an omlette

***i used my debit. who looks?****

****not only am i a trusting soul but i am also fully aware that the people who work in grocery store check out lines are fully commited to their jobs and hold in HIGH ESTEEM (!) the responsibilites weighing heavily on their proud and noble shoulders.

*****fear not! my stocks rse dramatically in the nick of time- all is NOT LOST!

******not to be confused with my imaginary boyfriend. who, by the way, is satisfying my every imaginary office need and desire. sex in the supply closet- check!