ass freaks
everytime i go to a chinese massage parlour something strange happens:
they spend half the time working over my ass.*
this has happened too many times for me to think it could be a coincidence. and it's not a sexual thing** because i've had men and women fixate on my hiney-so-finey**
it starts out great:
hmmm... that's it- oh my shoulders are so tight- hey where are you going- GOOD LORD- up! go up! hmmmmm....
now it wouldn't be a big deal if it happened as they worked the lower back, but everytime they switch areas- they make a pit stop. an ass pit stop.***
the result: right now my tushy is so relaxed it might as well be in jamaica. stoned. on the beach. with a corona and a blond.****
*seriously, what is going on with that? i know i have sweet cheeks but don't these people know there's more tension in my shoulders?
**it's not a sexual thing- it's a CHINESE THING.
***and don't tell me they are all lesbians- i have been to way too many chinese ass massagers for that kind of coincidence.****
****better check out the tush- how is it doing? let's get in there and make sure- ok! back in two mintues! can't leave the ass hanging (ha)!
*****have fun on vacation ass! bring me back some beads and some gangia in your shoe! ok fine! stick in your deodorant- jesus- just stick it up your hole you whiney (ass) bitch.
******actually this begs the question: why do i keep going back? not because it's cheap. BECAUSE I LIKE HAVING MY ASS RUBBED. is that a crime?*******
*******not compared to baby killing.
1 YOU SAID:
oh my gosh- i'm gonna make an appointment right now- i mean- oh huff.
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