coochie-coochie-die!
this is my initial reaction to seeing a wee one:
awww! how cute- a baby!*
this is my second:
why is that thing looking at me like that? maybe it can see into my soul?**
this is my third:
in twenty years, this little monster could grow up to take my job or steal my husband or otherwise fuck up my shit. maybe i should kill it.***
*depending on my hormone levels, i sometimes want to make one of my very own. or kill it. kill the baby.
**it's ok when the baby smiles- it likes me! but when a baby just stares at me and takes everything in without smiling- jesus christ it gives me the heebie jeebies! STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUL DEMON BABY!!
***it would be so easy! those little squishy things can't fight back! two secs and i'm out. fucking baby.
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