crank it up!

i am here to defend my right to be crankers*. so what if i snap at people or assume the worst? it is my god given right to be:

sullen
spooky
werid
bitter
bitchy
whiny
and for special occassions only: full of self pity******










*this is due to the fact that noah has not shown up and asked me to be his fifth wife. let me on the ark!**

**FUCKING RAIN***

***what is this, seatle?****

****everytime i start to complain about the weath i stop and think about all the people who have suffered through REAL natural disasters***** in the past month.

*****though it is tragic to ruin a gorgeous pair of seude boots. but not tragic tragic. just tragic.

******OMG- is there anything better than a completely self indulgent lil ole pitty party? best time for this is:

birthdays
new years eve
beginning of summer
end of summer
valentines day
tuesdays