husky

my friend at werk is sickydick (literalz) and has a deep scratchy voice today. so i am having super extra fun having her say all the things a lady mite long to hear. LET'S GO!



best things to hear female coworker say with her temp MAN VOICE (close ur eyes & relaK):

1. i love you for your mind as much as your body

2. no no, i will carry that for you my darling

3. women, especially you, grow more enticing with age

4. yes i am glad britney got fat too

5. yes that girl over there is beautiful but for some reason i am repulsed by her

6. your bottom is pure perfection

7. no please dont shower- your natural odor is enticing

8. those pussycat dolls- boring!

9. yes, tell me more about the details and minutae of you day. and inner thoughts and feeling. pleaze! i could listen for hours...

10. i find your vulgar and robust sense of humor enticing and not at all threatening



*please note- just about anything with the words robust or enticing will do the trick

**please please note note- i am doing this more to torture my friend- now named MANVOICE- i actually hear all the nice things a girl could ask 4 from my my very own hunnybunny- smilzies!