napitation

i am attempting to meditate. not just to learn but to actually hold still and do it. as a professionalperpetualmotionmachine this is much harder than it may seem.

the other issue is that the rare times i AM able to hold still and start deep breathing this IMMEDIATELY leads to deep sleeping. thus napitation. its clears ur mind AND u often get a bonus side of drool.

now, the next mission is to find a way to SUBTLEY catch sum Z's at work. the desk nap i just attempted was todes obvs- several people giggled as they walked by- which disturbed my slumber quite frankly. is there a way to sleep without laying sideways or placing head on desk? i am open all suggestions- in fact- let's treat this as an essay contest! pencils up! GO!