fart fever

forsooth!

i have named the mysterious ailment spreading through my place of employment. it involves cramping of the innards and a hot flush upon the cheek- and yes, it even has a ballad writ in it's honor.



fart fever theme song:


i'm burning up
buring up (full of farts)
i'm burning up
burning up (full of farts)
i'm burning up
burning up (full of farts)
full of farrrrrtttsss!


do u want to see me down on my knees
i'm bending over backwards now would you please
i'm not the others i'll let one rip in public
i'm not the same i have no shame
my ass is on fire!


etcetera etcetera ad nauseum. literally.