peace in the middle east!
i have done the insurmountable- i am invinceable- amazing- stupendous- this is the feeling of pleasure and satifaction i have after doing something i've avoided for 3 months:
filing
now there was getting to be enough paper for a good sized bon fire under my desk, interfering with my leg room and inviting good natured ribbing from my coworkers. well, mostly good natured.
here is my question(z):
Q1. would the cocaine like sense of grandiosity be as intense if I HAD FILED ALL ALONG LIKE A GOOD GIRL
A1. no wayzies
Q2. what should i take on next- now that i am all knowing/all powerful and have such GOOD HAIR
A2. peace in the middle east? hunger? aids? i know! i'll get all the bitchy girls i know to be nice to eash other!!! hmmm- maybe thats too big of a challenge...
Q3. what do i want as a reward for my incredible feat of filing? a medal? or a monument?
A3. BOTHSIES! and a hummer. yes girls can get em too. not the car you god damned pollyana!
FOOTNOTE: YAYAYAYAYAIWINIWINWINLALALALAIAMTHEQUEENOFTHEUNIVERSEANDTODESAWESKIESLALAYAYAYAYAYAY-ME THE BEST!
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