beep beep mofos

everytime someone comments* on the fact that i am a chainsmokingwinedrinkingbadassworkouthealthfoodfiend i have one thing to say to them:




at least i wont get hit by a bus




it's always these tracksuitwearinghealthylivinggourmeteatingpureasthedrivensnowyuppiemotherfuckers jogging through the fall folliage in maine who get bitch slapped by a semi. whoopsies!





and yes, lest u think me a plagarist i know billy j said it first, and best. only the good die young.**



my advice = get a vice***














*and they do. frequently- shut upskies alreadskies!

**my ass is living till 100 and u will still be able to bounce a quarter off it. thank you.

***just dont smoke****

****unless u r cool BECAUSE SMOKING IS COOL*****

*****sad but truuh

click on the link for cherry pop's hot track "beep beep". enjoy!