overheard in my apartment

a friend is telling me this dramatic dream she had- every single issue in her life was in it- but all tied together in a weird way. then comes to the good part- the BOI she likes - leans over and kisses her and she has THE BEST DREAM THOUGHT EVER:



"oh no! i forgot to get my bikini waxed!"




this is awesome for several reasons:

1. so practical! she is really planning ahead- and SHE'S ASLEEP!
2. so dirty! she knows where this kiss is leading- into her underpants!
3. so random! who the hell dreams about person hygene? trimming the hedges? the state of the gine?






***SPECIAL BONUS***





overheard this morning in the office kitchen:


"but why doesn't he stutter when he's CURSING?!?"


this awesome for one reason:

1. she was really pissed- like the poor guy was faking it- STOP FAKE STUTTERING YOU MASSIVE JERKOFF!!!




*giggle*wheee*yay*