vroom vroom!
open letter to all males, and other persons* who have ever questioned a womans' desire for new shoes:
shoes = cars
that's right, shoes r cars for our feet. if you live, as i do, in a place such as new york, and really, why live anywhere else, then you most likely do much travel on foot.
mode of transport = feet = similar to a car = or a bike = or rollerblades (which brings us back to) = shoes
there are other similarites too:
1. safety concerns- do these shoes come with front and side airbags?**
2. price- can i afford the monthly payments on these shoes?***
3. can i fuck in these shoes?****
and they fit into the same classifications:
1. motorcycles = strappy high heeled sandals******
2. jeeps = cowboy boots
3. stretch hummers******* = manolo blahniks or prads*********
*usually male persons, or no nonsense, comfort shoe wearing mamas
**if they r high enough then they just might need them
***the answer is always yes, even when it is no
****obvs not in the backseat but totes with them still on yore feet!*****
*****the above statement rhymes. say it aloud. say it again. say it superfastandinpublicandseewhathaps!
*******airy and dangerous for everyone involved
********haha- that sound diiiirrrrrrtyyyyy! YAY!
*********totes
6 YOU SAID:
I never knew. Thanks for the information.
Hey Christ,
Did you happen to read my Bunched Panties posting for today?? Your posting employs similar mathematics! Coincidence or implication?
beeeeeeeeen-
i am having trouble locating your blog- link no worky! huffhuffhuffhuffhuffhuffHUFF!
-christ
X,
Try this link and read the top entry. Your blog posting followed about 20 minutes after mine. Are you saying your posting is a coincidence?? If so, crazy!!
http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthread.php?t=7394&page=21
the gas thing? yeah- bizarre- i didn't read it. it's good though. maybe we were seperated at birth?
HUFF!
We're separated in space, separated in time, but not separated in mind. At least for that 'brief' moment, which lasted for about 20 minutes.
Anyway, I don't read many blogs, but I've officially added your to a My Favorites. I've found it funny and the style unique. Cheers!
And come see a DDbelt show sometime! There's a mouth that's watering for your attendance, and that's Joe's!
Beeeeeen
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