wish list (the short version)
i need a house so i can:
- walk around naked
- buy novelty toilet seats*
my house should have garden so i can:
- walk around naked (outdoors! nakeee outdoors!!!)
- plant stuff. i find this activity to be relaxingly middle age-ed
(on a side note i recently realized the extent to which i find myself and all my "issues" incredibly interesting. it suddenly occured to me (in a fit of un-self-centered-ness!!!) that others might find themselves equally fascinating. it would surprise me (i mean, come on!) but perhaps it is true? i will make a poll and report back.)
*i love the ones with fake fish and REAL SHELLS trapped forever inside a blue resin "ocean". it almost makes me want to climb in. splash!
posted by Christ Ina @ 3:15 PM
2 YOU SAID:
believe it or not, most "civilized" people are incredibly concerned about their own survial and "marketability". so they have to eat (or not!) and they also have to be able to market, sell or represent their food of choice. EAT PORK AND BE TINA-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PORK?!? who is this? and are you implying that i am fat? HUFF HUFF HUFF!
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