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Saturday, April 16, 2005

tanya vs tawney part two

as promised- here is the ultimate tanya roberts versus tawney kitaen showdown!

witness the hotness:


GOOOOOOOOO TAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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NOW ROUGH HER UP TTTTAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!

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ok. i dont know what the hell that last one was but i am giving her points for the s & m work.


let's break it down:

big hair----------------- tanya-check----- tawney-check

slutty outfits------------- tanya-check----- tawney-check

leather----------------- tanya-check----- tawney-check

UNCURED ANIMAL SKINS-- tanya has this one locked

naked pictures on web---- tanya-check----- tawney-check

s&m kinky lesbian pics---- tawney takes tanya down!


well clearly i am biased but so far i am awarding points thusly:

tanya with 5 CHEESY HOTNESS STARS

and

tawney with 4 HOTNESS STARS AND 47 CHEESY STARS



tanya is definetly in the lead right now but not by much. it all comes down to our last category: where are they now!

this will include the following factors:

1. how well have they aged?
2. are they still working?
3. have they been arrested or to rehab?*

*hint: extra points if you get arrested for beating the crap out of your professional athlete husband with your stilettos. YOUCH!

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