EV SING DAYZIES

my horoscope saiz the same damn thing ev SING day:

cc- u r todes awes- it's like BEYOND comprehensh how awes- and- like- just so much BETTER than every 1 else. anyway, since u r so totally greatskies ur gonna have ANUTH FAB DAYZIES- as per ush- so if u feel like mixing it up or whatevs u should play the lottery cuz u will SO WIN.

it's awes being muh- sho nuff

napitation

i am attempting to meditate. not just to learn but to actually hold still and do it. as a professionalperpetualmotionmachine this is much harder than it may seem.

the other issue is that the rare times i AM able to hold still and start deep breathing this IMMEDIATELY leads to deep sleeping. thus napitation. its clears ur mind AND u often get a bonus side of drool.

now, the next mission is to find a way to SUBTLEY catch sum Z's at work. the desk nap i just attempted was todes obvs- several people giggled as they walked by- which disturbed my slumber quite frankly. is there a way to sleep without laying sideways or placing head on desk? i am open all suggestions- in fact- let's treat this as an essay contest! pencils up! GO!

fancy nap

i know i am special, and important, and loved, and fancy pantsy whenever i go into a restaurant bathroom and those have those awesome hand towels that are half paper half cloth. it's like- happytown for my lil mittsies- extra special nicey nice- and makes me want to do a project runway type challenge- make a frock out of the fancy naps- u could probably even water color that shit all artistic and whatnot- funfunfun = yay!

o yes, it really is the little things

fart fever

forsooth!

i have named the mysterious ailment spreading through my place of employment. it involves cramping of the innards and a hot flush upon the cheek- and yes, it even has a ballad writ in it's honor.



fart fever theme song:


i'm burning up
buring up (full of farts)
i'm burning up
burning up (full of farts)
i'm burning up
burning up (full of farts)
full of farrrrrtttsss!


do u want to see me down on my knees
i'm bending over backwards now would you please
i'm not the others i'll let one rip in public
i'm not the same i have no shame
my ass is on fire!


etcetera etcetera ad nauseum. literally.