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Thursday, March 08, 2007

DICK tionary

i make up werds all the time. i thought i should start a running list so people can share the love. after perusing the list you will notice that many of these werds refer to my privates and use the suffix "gine" or are otherwise inappropraite. sorry kids, thats how i roll. look for new installments DAILY*

1. cloner- clit boner
2. handgine- the webbing btwn the fingers
3. fumb- foot thumb/big toe
4. mangurt- it looks like yogurt but its not
5. huggrunt- the sound u make when hugged too hard. lurv it!
6. skankino- one who is extra skanky
7. PAB- passive aggressive bitch
8. tab spesh- one who is slow but not on purps**
9. blarp- greeting indicating post lunch gassitude
10. pozitron- a positive visualization ROBOT

*hahahaha yeah rite. sucker!
**oldskies but goodskies


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