peace in the middle east!

i have done the insurmountable- i am invinceable- amazing- stupendous- this is the feeling of pleasure and satifaction i have after doing something i've avoided for 3 months:

filing

now there was getting to be enough paper for a good sized bon fire under my desk, interfering with my leg room and inviting good natured ribbing from my coworkers. well, mostly good natured.


here is my question(z):

Q1. would the cocaine like sense of grandiosity be as intense if I HAD FILED ALL ALONG LIKE A GOOD GIRL

A1. no wayzies


Q2. what should i take on next- now that i am all knowing/all powerful and have such GOOD HAIR

A2. peace in the middle east? hunger? aids? i know! i'll get all the bitchy girls i know to be nice to eash other!!! hmmm- maybe thats too big of a challenge...


Q3. what do i want as a reward for my incredible feat of filing? a medal? or a monument?

A3. BOTHSIES! and a hummer. yes girls can get em too. not the car you god damned pollyana!



FOOTNOTE: YAYAYAYAYAIWINIWINWINLALALALAIAMTHEQUEENOFTHEUNIVERSEANDTODESAWESKIESLALAYAYAYAYAYAY-ME THE BEST!

cloner

definition: the female boner, a small stiffy if u will



uses:

1. literal. "watching all that porn on the internet has given me a cloner."

2. sarcastic. "oh another expense report to fill out? you are giving me a cloner!"

3. figurative. "that chicken catchatory was so good it gave me a cloner."

4. descriptive. "he is so HAWT he's a walking cloner-machine."



ok ladies- this one is on the house- now go forth and tell everyone about the state of your giner! enjoyzies!