ALL CAPSIES

during the daily grind* i tend to create a lot of charts and frequently use the "caps lock" feature on my keyboard. as a result, i often accidentally shout at people over instant messenger or email. in fact, i have been sternly chastised on several occassions- STOP SHOUTING AT ME! TURN OFF ALL CAPS! MIND YORE KEYBOARD! etc etc

so to honor the eternally useful "caps lock" button- oh so pretty and shiny at the far left of my keyboard- i have decided to create a list of things best said in ALL CAPS****:



1. YAY!!!
2. YAYSIES!!!
3. DOUBLE YAYSIES- IT'S SPRING!!!!!
4. SHUT YO MOUTH!!!
5. SAY WHAT???
6. PANTS!!!!!








*day job, nine to fiver, bill payer, nay sayer**

**actually it's not bad. they usually say yes, but i cannot resist the urge to rhyme***

***or SHOUT. SHOUT RHYMES. HOLLAH AT ME BITCHES! SAY WHAT?

****extra punctuation is also helpful in these situations i find*****

*****watch and learn: !!!???!!!&&&****!!!!##3???::::!!????@@@! yore welcome