i am in a huff - unsolicited advice from the huffiest

Friday, January 12, 2007

cuddle math

nap + hug = cuddle

grapefruit + codeine = bad

very bad. jennfier jason leigh in rush bad. dead babies crawling off the ceiling in trainspotting bad. puking and passing out on bathroom floor bad. BAD. check it before u eat a grapefruit. in fact, from now i am avoiding ALL CITRUS when taking medications. FUCK CITRUS.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

MISSING:

my trust fund. where is it? WHERE?

heeerrrreeee trust fund! *whistles* here tons of money! here! come to mama! thats a good trust fund... *scratches head* gooooood obscenely large ammount of money i didnt work for *gives bisquit* gooooooodddd...


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